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Nyotalia the movie audition script

Summary: all the countries have been magically turned into the opposite gender thanks to England’s ‘curse’ now in order to turn themselves back they must travel the world for ingredients for the reversal potion.

England: yes my curse for France is almost complete! That douche will rue the day he insulted my cooking! Now for the final incantation…

Mean while downstairs…

Germany: All right so are ve all here? Let’s begin—

America: dude where’s Iggybrows? I mean not that I like care about him.

France: ‘e’s probably failing miserably trying to make ‘im self as beautiful as moi~

Italy: hey Germany can I have some pasta I’m hungry-

Germany: NINE you just ate!

Japan: Germany is right Itary didn’t you just have sree herpings of spaghetti?

Italy: don’t for get gelato for desert!  

China: why am I always surrounded by such immature countries… your all stupid aru…

Russia: da I agree it would be so much simpler if you would all just become one with mother Russia da…?

All (except Russia): NO WAY!!!!

Back to England

England: expecto patronium cowell one direcium potter malice wonder gutter ringo Jonah dumbledora (REPEATS, HUGE FLASH ESPLODES ACROSS THE GLOBE WASHING OVER ALL THE COUNTRIES KNOCKING THEM ALL UNCONCIOUS INCLUDING ENGLAND)

All the countries start to wake up starting with Italy

Italy: ow ow ow… my head hurts… that was a big blasty thingy… I wonder what it was…? Ah! Where’s Germany and Japan!? Japaaaan! Gremanyyyy! Guyyyyyyysss! – [sees reflection in a mirror] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

Germany: huh…? Vhat ze hell just happened…? Italy vhat did you do zis ti—[looks up at Italy] oh hello zere um can I help jou miss?

Italy: m-miss…? Wait a sec! I know that funny accent anywhere~ Germany~ [hugs Germany] veeee~ it looks like that blasty thing changed you too~

Germany: vait … ITALY!?

Italy: si~

Germany: vhy ze hell are you a chick!?

Italy: hey your one too

Germany: VHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!?? @!##%*^&$%#!@#@^*^&

All the others begin to wake up.

America: aw dude what the hell was that? Russia, did you just declare nuclear war on me?

Russia: wasn’t me honest!

China: what the hell? What did you idiots blow up now?

France: I’d say America had one too many hamburgers…

Japan: does anyone erse rearize sat WE ARE ARR WOMEN!?

France: oh mon dieu! I ‘ave boobs! Zis is a—

America: total nightmare! And how the hell did I get in a F***ing mini skirt!?

China: I’m even shorter than I already was aru!

Russia: I… I look like my little sister… scary…

Japan: [feeling her head] are soes frowers? Do I have frowers in my hair?


France: oh I am absolutely gorgeous! My hair is tres belle! I am so lovely ohonhonhonhon~
America: I can still be a hero if I’m a chick right?
China: the word is heroine, and I’m not talking about the drug aru!
Russia: hey Japan you make cute girl~
Japan: prease… stop touching me…  

Germany: ZAT IS ENOUGH!

All (except Germany): Germany!? [All look at her for a moment then the allies burst out laughing]

America: look at his hair!
France: he's in a dress! A dress! And it totally clashes with the rest of his outfit!
China: it’s a trench coat not a dress aru.
Russia: da Germany looks funny~

Italy: hey stop making fun of Germany! Uh… please…

France: Italy! Is zat you? Oh you’re even more adorable zan you were before— [Germany smacks her in the face]

Germany: don’t even zink about it France. Now… let’s see if ve can figure out how zis happened… any ideas?

Allies: … England!

Upstairs the others surround England who is unconscious under a cape, by where the ‘curse’ took place

France: let’s kill him.

Russia: da.

America: I’ll do it cuz I’m the… what was that drug again…?

China: heroine.

Japan: arsough I admit, I rike France’s idea I do not sink kiring Engrand to be sa best sorution

Germany: right. He might have a vay to change us back. Italy remove ze cape.

Italy: … do I have to?

Germany: Italy! Do you vant to stay a girl!?

Italy: well—

Germany: don’t answer zat. Just vake him up.
 
Italy: uh si, yes sir… [takes the cape off]
All (except England): *gasp* England!?

England: [still unconscious] no… America don’t leave me… for France… he’ll invade your vital re— [Germany drops water on her face, England sits up coughing and sputtering] what the bloody hell was that for you rotten git!? … Uh …

France: you look like Cinderella, waaaaay before the ball~ ohonhonhonhon

England: wait a tick… France is that you!?

France: I’m a vision non?

England: well I wouldn’t go that far... [Germany grabs England by her dress collar] whaaa! Let go of me!

Germany: Vat ze hell kind of hocus pocus did you cast on us you dumcoff!

England: g-Germany? Wait… your all girls?! It was only supposed to work on France!

All (except England): well it didn’t.

France: wait… why would you want to turn me into a girl?

England: to humiliate you of course and get back at you for all the times you insulted me frog! So HA!

France: you thought zis would humiliate me? Oh Mon amie I am LOVING zis! Ohonhonhonhon~ now where is a full length mirror…?

America: why do you need a mirror?

France: but to strip of course! Oh come on! Tell me you aren’t dying to see yourselves naked~

Germany: [blushing] ve don’t have time for zis! Now England…

England: uh… yes…?

Germany: you do know how to reverse zis right…?

England: …um actually… I really didn’t plan on reversing it heh heh heh…

America: OH CRAP! Dude you mean we’re stuck like this!?

Russia: please no, I can’t live looking like my sister I’ll never be able to look in mirror again!
Japan: I feer stupid…

China: you’re telling me.

England: calm down! There’s no need to be hysterical. It can be reversed I just hadn’t planed to do so.

America: oh thank god!

Germany: how?

England: well there's a potion— [the others all groan] you wankers shut up!
Now as I was saying, there's a potion that can change us back.

Germany: vell vere is it?

England: well… that’s the problem… I don’t have the ingredients…

China: you stupid bastard!

France: I think you mean bitch

China: I don’t care! In all my 4000 years I have never met anyone so careless aru! I am going to beat the shit out of you! Aiyaa! [Attacks England but Japan steps in between] get out of my way cherry blossom!

Japan: I understand your frustration, but fighting wirr not sorve our probrems!

China: it sure would make me a lot more happy aru!

Germany: Japan is right. England, do you zink you can make a list of all ze ingredients for zis potion?

England: sure easy as meat pie.

Germany: alright ve vill all go out und retrieve zese zings understood? Unless you’d all prefer to be ladies?

France: [everyone raises their hand but France] wha…? Aw… fine I will ‘elp you… but I really wouldn’t mind staying like zis~
this is not the entier script just a peice of it if you are interested in playing a character weather it be origanal or nyo please post your audition on you tube and send me the link if you are interested in animating or editing it please note me thanks!!!


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:iconkittykat6656:
kittykat6656 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Student Artist
((Are you still recruiting members?))
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:iconlighteningrider:
Lighteningrider Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Are you still allowed to audition?
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
sorry we didnt get enough people
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:iconauburnmaple1234:
AuburnMaple1234 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
Are you still wanting people, cuz I don't mind doing something, but yeah. Just wondering cuz it sounds interesting.
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:iconcassymalfoy:
CassyMalfoy Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you still looking for poeple?
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:iconcassymalfoy:
CassyMalfoy Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*people
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
May I try out for Fem!Italy?

((And If there's a Fem!Romano too?))
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yes there is a fem romano and yes you can audition for both
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yay!

Grazie! I'll just say something for Roma in her voice
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ok cant wait!
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:iconsonicmadgirl:
sonicmadgirl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Student Writer
I'll audition for Nyo!England! I'm British myself, actually, and REALLY good at tsun-dereing or so I've been told!
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
cool cant wait to hear it! 
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:iconinkstaineddove:
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm stuck between auditioning for either Nyo!Germany, Nyo!France, or Nyo!Russia. Decisions, decisions.
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you can do more than one audition it doesnt matter how many you do 
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:iconinkstaineddove:
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
For real? Awesome thanks!
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
no problem cant wait to hear your audition 
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:iconanimatorwriter:
AnimatorWriter Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Student General Artist
I WOULD audition, but A) any acting skills I have are severely lacking and B) I don't have youtube or a way of recording an audition. . . darn. . .
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
its ok well do you have a lap top and windows movie maker? 
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:iconanimatorwriter:
AnimatorWriter Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Laptop, yes. Windows movie maker, no T^T
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh no! do you have any friends who may have a mic or program you can use? 
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:iconanimatorwriter:
AnimatorWriter Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Student General Artist
I don't know T^T
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
aww i dont know what else
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:iconanimatorwriter:
AnimatorWriter Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Actually, I think I have one friend, but I don't get to hang out with her much -_-'
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
well even if you cant audition could you maybe advertise because so far we dont have enough people to make this happen 
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SouthParkFirefly Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can  only do England o3o because i have a British accent that is hard to shake lol!
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thats fine there is always sealand too though :) 
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:iconsouthparkfirefly:
SouthParkFirefly Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooooh Sea-kun? Yay! I want to be Sea-kun! Or maybe both o3o 
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
well you can definetly audition for both 
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:iconsouthparkfirefly:
SouthParkFirefly Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay! Thank you so much o3o
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EclipseMusic Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmm... I might audition for Nyo England or America?
I could be able to animate it, but I don't have that much of the skills XD;;
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
its ok and sure you can audition! cant wait to here it
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:iconanimelover1239:
animelover1239 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist

here is my flying mint bunny and Canada's bear audition

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjuE5N… 

 

:squee: 

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animelover1239 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist
my compter doesn't like me so your probably have to turn the volume up
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:icontheik2:
Theik2 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
Very cool and funny.
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:iconrainkittyartist:
Rainkittyartist Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Here's my audition, I hope you like it! 
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:iconetfreeze:
etfreeze Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Not auditioning, but would LOVE to read the script! This was so funny. 
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:iconluckygirl50:
luckygirl50 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is awesome. Ill addtion
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
sure go ahed
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:iconpandajellybean6100:
pandajellybean6100 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student General Artist
So if we want to audition (which I most likely will), do you want us to say these lines for whatever character we're auditioning for?
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you can use the script if you want or you can use lines from the actual show as long as you say what character your auditioning for 
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:iconpandajellybean6100:
pandajellybean6100 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Okie dokie~! I'll probably have the audition done by tonight.
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:iconpandajellybean6100:
pandajellybean6100 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu0j1n…

And...here it is! My mic was being annoying so it began to sound weird...and I was just ranting about Italy finding some random cat..and other random things. 
:sweatdrop: revamp v2 
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kelly123err Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student General Artist
THAT'S SO COOL!! ^^ I wish i could be in it! Tell me when the movie audition is :iconlachoirplz:
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh any time just record your voice for what ever character you'd like and post it on youtube then send me a link
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:iconkelly123err:
kelly123err Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Ok ^^ i'll try it i hope im not TOO shy about doing this. 
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:iconanimelover1239:
animelover1239 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist
yeah this looks awesome
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AnimegirlforeverAmy Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
I like it! X3
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Tsukiko75014 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This sounds really interesting! There was a couple of grammar errors in the script but nothing major. So, it's only the axis and allies this film will be about?
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
well no there will be bits in between like in paint it white that include the other countries, and depending on where they are some of theyr relitives will appear ex when they are in russia the baltics will be there
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Tsukiko75014 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I see. Thanks for clarification.
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