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Nyotalia The Movie part 1

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Nyotalia the movie

Summary: all the countries have been magically turned into the opposite gender thanks to England’s ‘curse’ now in order to turn themselves back they must travel the world for ingredients for the reversal potion.

England: yes my curse for France is almost complete! That douche will rue the day he insulted my cooking! Now for the final incantation…

Mean while downstairs…

Germany: All right so are ve all here? Let’s begin—

America: dude where’s Iggybrows? I mean not that I like care about him.

France: ‘e’s probably failing miserably trying to make ‘im self as beautiful as moi~

Italy: hey Germany can I have some pasta I’m hungry-

Germany: NINE you just ate!

Japan: Germany is right Itary didn’t you just have sree herpings of spaghetti?

Italy: don’t for get gelato for desert!  

China: why am I always surrounded by such immature countries… your all stupid aru…

Russia: da I agree it would be so much simpler if you would all just become one with mother Russia da…?

All (except Russia): NO WAY!!!!

Back to England

England: expecto patronium cowell one direcium potter malice wonder gutter ringo Jonah dumbledora (REPEATS, HUGE FLASH ESPLODES ACROSS THE GLOBE WASHING OVER ALL THE COUNTRIES KNOCKING THEM ALL UNCONCIOUS INCLUDING ENGLAND)

All the countries start to wake up starting with Italy

Italy: ow ow ow… my head hurts… that was a big blasty thingy… I wonder what it was…? Ah! Where’s Germany and Japan!? Japaaaan! Gremanyyyy! Guyyyyyyysss! – [sees reflection in a mirror] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

Germany: huh…? Vhat ze hell just happened…? Italy vhat did you do zis ti—[looks up at Italy] oh hello zere um can I help jou miss?

Italy: m-miss…? Wait a sec! I know that funny accent anywhere~ Germany~ [hugs Germany] veeee~ it looks like that blasty thing changed you too~

Germany: vait … ITALY!?

Italy: si~

Germany: vhy ze hell are you a chick!?

Italy: hey your one too

Germany: VHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!?? @!##%*^&$%#!@#@^*^&

All the others begin to wake up.

America: aw dude what the hell was that? Russia, did you just declare nuclear war on me?

Russia: wasn’t me honest!

China: what the hell? What did you idiots blow up now?

France: I’d say America had one too many hamburgers…

Japan: does anyone erse rearize sat WE ARE ARR WOMEN!?

France: oh mon dieu! I ‘ave boobs! Zis is a—

America: total nightmare! And how the hell did I get in a F***ing mini skirt!?

China: I’m even shorter than I already was aru!

Russia: I… I look like my little sister… scary…

Japan: [feeling her head] are soes frowers? Do I have frowers in my hair?

overlapping
France: oh I am absolutely gorgeous! My hair is tres belle! I am so lovely ohonhonhonhon~
America: I can still be a hero if I’m a chick right?
China: the word is heroine, and I’m not talking about the drug aru!
Russia: hey Japan you make cute girl~
Japan: prease… stop touching me…  

Germany: ZAT IS ENOUGH!

All (except Germany): Germany!? [All look at her for a moment then the allies burst out laughing]

overlapping
America: look at his hair!
France: he's in a dress! A dress! And it totally clashes with the rest of his outfit!
China: it’s a trench coat not a dress aru.
Russia: da Germany looks funny~

Italy: hey stop making fun of Germany! Uh… please…

France: Italy! Is zat you? Oh you’re even more adorable zan you were before— [Germany smacks her in the face]

Germany: don’t even zink about it France. Now… let’s see if ve can figure out how zis happened… any ideas?

Allies: … England!

Upstairs the others surround England who is unconscious under a cape, by where the ‘curse’ took place

France: let’s kill him.

Russia: da.

America: I’ll do it cuz I’m the… what was that drug again…?

China: heroine.

Japan: arsough I admit, I rike France’s idea I do not sink kiring Engrand to be sa best sorution

Germany: right. He might have a vay to change us back. Italy remove ze cape.

Italy: … do I have to?

Germany: Italy! Do you vant to stay a girl!?

Italy: well—

Germany: don’t answer zat. Just vake him up.
 
Italy: uh si, yes sir… [Takes the cape off]

All (except England): *gasp* England!?

England: [still unconscious] no… America don’t leave me… for France… he’ll invade your vital re— [Germany drops water on her face, England sits up coughing and sputtering] what the bloody hell was that for you rotten git!? … Uh …

France: you look like Cinderella, waaaaay before the ball~ ohonhonhonhon

England: wait a tick… France is that you!?

France: I’m a vision non?

England: well I wouldn’t go that far... [Germany grabs England by her dress collar] whaaa! Let go of me!

Germany: Vat ze hell kind of hocus pocus did you cast on us you dumcoff!

England: g-Germany? Wait… your all girls?! It was only supposed to work on France!

All (except England): well it didn’t.

France: wait… why would you want to turn me into a girl?

England: to humiliate you of course and get back at you for all the times you insulted me frog! So HA!

France: you thought zis would humiliate me? Oh Mon amie I am LOVING zis! Ohonhonhonhon~ now where is a full length mirror…?

America: why do you need a mirror?

France: but to strip of course! Oh come on! Tell me you aren’t dying to see yourselves naked~

Germany: [blushing] ve don’t have time for zis! Now England…

England: uh… yes…?

Germany: you do know how to reverse zis right…?

England: …um actually… I really didn’t plan on reversing it heh heh heh…

America: OH CRAP! Dude you mean we’re stuck like this!?

Russia: please no, I can’t live looking like my sister I’ll never be able to look in mirror again!

Japan: I feer stupid…

China: you’re telling me.

England: calm down! There’s no need to be hysterical. It can be reversed I just hadn’t planed to do so.

America: oh thank god!

Germany: how?

England: well there's a potion— [the others all groan] you wankers shut up!
Now as I was saying, there's a potion that can change us back.

Germany: vell vere is it?

England: well… that’s the problem… I don’t have the ingredients…

China: you stupid bastard!

France: I zink you mean bitch

China: I don’t care! In all my 4000 years I have never met anyone so careless aru! I am going to beat the shit out of you! Aiyaa! [Attacks England but Japan steps in between] get out of my way cherry blossom!

Japan: I understand your frustration, but fighting wirr not sorve our probrems!

China: it sure would make me a lot more happy aru!

Germany: Japan is right. England, do you zink you can make a list of all ze ingredients for zis potion?

England: sure easy as meat pie.

Germany: alright ve vill all go out und retrieve zese zings understood? Unless you’d all prefer to be ladies?

France: [everyone raises their hand but France] wha…? Aw… fine I will ‘elp you… but I really wouldn’t mind staying like zis~

Japan: Nyotalia~

Japan: {thinking: Miss America has invited me to her country to go sightseeing in New York City. Today we are taking sa subway to Manhattan to see a Broadway production. You cannot tell but I am very excited.} [Sees a cockroach] GYAAAAAAA!

America: huh? Japan what’s wrong dude?

Japan: sere! [Points at cockroach] a creepy crawry demon straight from sa netherworld has come to take my soul!

America: what you mean that itty-bitty cockroach?

Japan: nani!? Sat is supposed to be itty-bitty!?

America: well if you wanted to see big, there’s a huge one on your foot.

Japan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Narrator: in Japan cockroaches and other insects have become somewhat of an infestation, so the people take drastic measures to keep them at bay while in America especially New York, most people don’t do anything about them and are quite known for having oversized bugs… ew.

Germany: Nyotalia~

England: it’s done! There! A list of all the ingredients we need. [Gives Germany the list]

Germany: ok… half zis stuff I haven’t even heard of… vere are ve supposed to get all zis stuff?

America: hey! I can ask tony! He’ll know where we can get it! [Pulls out phone and opens the sk*pe app] hey ton— or should I say tawny…

Tawny: BITCH BITCH FUCK!

America: yah…she’s pretty pissed off…

England: why the hell should I care about that creature!?

America: well uh Tawny we have a way to change you back dude!

Tawny: bitching… fuck?

America: for realz! But we need your help to get all the stuff, so are you in girl?

Tawny: fucking!

Russia: what did she say?

America: she’s in, she said the sooner she gets her balls back the better

All (except America): huh? All I heard was fucking…

Italy: what's the first thing on the list Germany?

Germany: snow zat has touched holy ground…

America: how the hell are we supposed to get snow in the middle of spring!?

Tawny: bitch bitchy fucking!

America: oh seriously?

Japan: what did she say?

America: hey Russia? Is there a church at your place called, St Basil's Cathedral?

Russia: da.

China: wait… Aiyaa! We aren’t going there are we!?

England: we are, unless you would like to stay a girl.

France: hey no fair! Why does china get the option of staying a girl!?

England: because you’re a perverted old lady, that’s why!

France: but I’m so pretty…

Russia: Yay, I get to show you around my place~

All (except Russia): yah… Yay…

Russia: Nyotalia~

Russia: [making a snow man while humming, suddenly a big gust of wind knocks her back] ah…uh… [Looks around to see a pair of eyes in the bushes]

Belarus: big sister~ [Russia whimpers, Belarus comes out slowly chanting] big sister… become one… become one… become one… become one~

Russia: AHHHHH!

Belarus:  Nyotalia~

In Russia

America: holey crap dude! It’s freaking cold in Russia! How the hell can someone live like this!?

Russia: fur coat, and animal fat.

England:  ah lovely. So where is his church?

Russia: um… weird I am forgetting location… lets ask those three girls over there da?

Italy: Germany I’m scared! [Hugs Germany]

Germany: show some dignity get off—

Russia: [turns around slowly, with creepy aura blazing] well…? Are you coming?

Germany: ok… you can cling to my arm… gut?

Italy: si.

France: ‘ey! If you to don’t ‘urry up we are going to leave you behind!

Italy: what!? No! [Pulls Germany up to the group]

Russia: [approaches the tree girls] excuse me, but I was wondering if you three might know where St Basil's Cathedral is?

Baltics: [turn around] Russia!?

Russia: hm? Latvia…? Estonia…? Lithuania…? Is that you? [The Baltics nod nervously] Yay more friends! [Hugs the Baltics] so you’re girls too now? You’re all so cute~

Baltics: thank you sir—ma’am—um—uh we mean…!?

Russia: freak out later this bad time.

Baltics: o-ok…

Italy: so do you guys know where the church is?

Estonia: oh ya its right up this street.

Lithuania: we can take you… i-if you like…

Russia: da. We will follow you three. Now don’t get us lost or you’ll have to be punished.

Baltics:!!... Yes Russia…

Japan: [thinking] {this is going to be very awkward sirence…}

Lithuania: well this is it… [They all arrive at the church]

Estonia: the St Basil's Cathedral …

Latvia: w-will there be anything else … m-miss?

Russia: no that’s all. Bye-bye~

Baltics: [bow] goodbye Russia… [Run out]

Baltics: Nyotalia~

Lithuania: [cleaning dishes, then there is a knock on the door, she goes to open it] um hello…? [Dark figure stands in the door way] um can I help you sir…?

Poland: BWAHAHAHA! I totally tricked you! You thought I was a dude! That is
hi-larious!

Lithuania: P-Poland!? What are you doing here and why are you dressed like man?

Poland: I feel like it duh. Girl you sure are slow in the head aren’t you Lithy~ I am epic Poland I don’t need to explain myself!

Lithuania: and I doubt I’d understand if you tried…  

Poland: Nyotalia~

Germany: [puts snow in a container] alright ve have ze snow, now what? … Italy?

England: why the hell would you trust her with the list!?

France: not zat I like agreeing with stupidella ‘ere but she ‘as a point

Germany: it’s a list. Not a bomb. Even Italy can handle zat much. Now Italy, hand me ze list.

Italy: ummm… I lost it…

All (except Italy): WHAT!?

Germany: Italy you dumcoff! How ze hell did you lose it!? You only had it for tventy minutes!

Italy: [really fast] I’m sorry I didn’t mean to lose it! I didn’t bring gloves and so I only had mittens and it was hard to hang onto it with out any fingers and it wouldn’t fit into any of my pockets and my hand was getting cold so I dropped it and put my hand in my coat so it wouldn’t freeze and fall off like some snowy horror movie!

Germany: ITALY!!!!!

Japan: Germany prease carm down, its ok I have a copy!

Germany: hm?

Japan: hai, I made it when you first gave sa rist to itary, just incase she did roose it. So… sa next item on sa rist is… a dragon whisker…

France: England you idiot! [Grabs her by the shirt and starts shaking her] Dragons don’t even exist!

England: that doesn’t mean we can just skip the ingredient! Doesn’t Poland have a dragon!

France: you’re as stupid as she is!

America: hahaha and you guys call me dumb!

England and France: that’s because you are stupid American!

China: [England, France and America all start bickering, China sighs] see what I have to put up with…?

Japan: my condorences…

China: so immature… WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN ARU!?

France, England, America: China…?

China: I have dragon at my place.

All (except china and Japan): say whaaaat!?

China: do none of you know about the Chinese zodiac aru!?

America: Chinese zodi…what?

Japan: it is the Chinese version of sa western ‘star signs’

Italy: you mean like Taurus and Gemini?

China: yes but instead of using the birth month we go by year. I am a dragon.

Italy: [squishes china’s cheeks] then where are you whiskers and scales; oh can you breathe fire too?

China: not literally aru! [Pushes Italy away] I mean I was born the year of the dragon stupid!

All [except China]: you mean you can remember that far back?

England: whatever, so then what's all this talk of a real dragon?

China: my boss is a dragon aru! He teach me the true way of life and that scones are gross!

England: you wanker take that back—

China: shut up. Do you ant whisker or not?

England: fine…

China: ok well let’s all go in. [enters china town]

All [except China]: how did you build a china town in three seconds!?

China: don’t question it! Are you coming or not?

Germany: Italy hurry up!

Italy: I’m sorry but I’m hungry~ I, haven’t had any pasta in a whole hour…

France: to be honest I wouldn’t mind a bit of Brie and crackers right now

America: yah I’m starving!

England: China, why don’t you make us all some lunch.

China: make it yourself ass! I’m going to get that whisker! [Muttering] I am never appreciated at all aru! ‘China make lunch’ ‘China do this’ “China do that” and is there ever a thank you? No! [Leaves]

England: what the bloody hell is her problem?

Japan: I sink she is feering taken for granted…

France: oh? I can make her feel loved—

Japan: I doubt sat would herp

Germany: perhaps if someone would pay a little more respect ve vouldn’t be LOST IN ZE MIDDLE OF CHINA TOWN!

All[except Germany]: oh…

Germany: Nyotalia~

Austria: [thinking] since our countries merged I have been living vith Germany. She is rude und vastful und uncultured but ze only zing worse zan her is… her sister…

Prussia: hey stupid Austria! It’s awesome me! I vant food!

Austria: zen vhy don’t you go make some und leave me alone?

Prussia: vhat vas zat? Are you giving ze awesome Prussia attitude?

Austria: I vas not! I just vant your loudness somevhere else… it’s very distracting.

Prussia: hm? Distracting? Keseseseses! Vhat ze hell are you doing zat is so important?

Austria: vell I am trying to write a new composition so—

Prussia: voah! You’re writing a song?

Austria: yes…

Prussia: zat’s totally awesome!

Austria: vell I vouldn’t expect you to appreci—vait… did you just say it vas ‘awesome’?

Prussia: sure! And just to show you how awesome I am I’ll help you out! I’ll be right back! [Runs out]

Austria: vhat is she doing now…?

Prussia: [comes back with an electric guitar and giant amps] GET READY TO ROCK AWESOEM PRUSSIA STYLE!

Austria: no vait—[Prussia strikes the guitar and sound blows out the windows]

Narrator: and this is where the myth that sound waves can break glass came from

Prussia: Nyotalia~

China: good I finally lost those morons…

Chinese guard: hey girl! You not supposed to be here! Go away now!

China: hey I am to supposed to be here! Don’t you know who I am!?

Chinese guard: Aiyaa! China is that you? What happened!?

China: no time to explain, I need to see boss.

Chinese guard: ok I go wake him—

China: no I do it… he gets pissy when someone interrupts his nap

Chinese guard: thank you sir-er miss… [Bows and leaves]

China: *sigh* … I hope he recognize me… oh great one it is me…

Dragon: hooooo! China…is that you…? Aiyaa… what great demon posses you my small friend?

China: its witch craft aru! And you can blame that British bastard for it!

Dragon: so why did you wake me up?

China: *sigh* in order to change me back… I require one of your whiskers oh great one…

Dragon: … … … sorry try again in a century or so…

China: AH! You aren’t serious are you!?

Dragon: uh yah sorry… [China grabs whiskers] ah let go at once or I curse you for thousand years!

China: give me a whisker!

Dragon: no!

China: give it aru!

Dragon: NO—[Korea enters]
Korea: DAZE~

China and Dragon: huh…? [China yanks off one of the whiskers]

Dragon: ow! Fine you can have the whisker… [Disappears]

Korea: hey anki what was that all about?

China: nothing aru…

Korea: hey did you know dragon wrestling originated in Korea~?

China: no it didn’t aru! Quit taking credit for everything! [Smacks Korea’s head]

Hong Kong: [watching from the side as China beats Korea] I might be enjoying this…

China: Nyotalia~

Greece: I love cats… is that wrong…?

Cat: mew~

Greece: mm… [Pets cat]

Greece: Nyotalia~  

China: [goes back to find the others in the same spot as before, all of them are arguing] *sigh* just as I left them… Hey morons!

All[except China]: China’s back!

China: I got the whisker. Now who wants some fresh sticky dumplings and egg rolls?

All(except China): YAY! [They all start eating]

China: that will be 20$ each

All(except China): WHAT!

China: well you didn’t expect me to make food for all you assholes for free did you?

Japan: … I only have yen…

England: will 10 pounds suffice?

Italy: my money is called euros!

China: hm… I will have to check currency’s… so just give me all your money ok?

Italy: okey dokey! Lets see I got 50 euros… 100 euros... 200 eur—[Germany grabs her by the hair] owchy! My hair you’re pulling it!

Germany: zen don’t go giving avay your money!

France: [to China] and I thought Switzerland was cheap

China: I not cheap! I poor cuz that girl took all my money and blew it all on genetically modified hormone rich meat! [Points at America]

America: hey you were the one who gave it to me in the first place!

England: she has a point…

France: it really was poor judgment on your part.

Russia: um ‘scuse me but shouldn’t we be finding next ingredient? Japan..?

Japan: hai… um it says… I am not sure sis is a regitimate ingredient…

Germany: let me see, [Japan gives Germany the list] she is right. Zis makes no sense.

America: dude just tell us what it says!

Germany: it says… er…. Romance…

France: wha… did someone say romance? Finally we can go to a truly beautiful contry! My own!

England: hey just because it says romance doesn’t mean we automatically have to go to your place!

France: excuse moi? But where else would you go?

England: I don’t care as long as it doesn’t have anything to do with you! America ask your alien!

America: hey quit calling my friend an alien, you butthead! [pulls out phone] hey tawny! You know any good spots that are romantic and stuff?

Tawny: …fuck bitch bitch…

America: what!? You’re kidding!

England: what did it say!?

America: she said that civil wars have broken out all over the world!

All(except America): WHAT!?

America: except…

England: no don’t say it! Im begging you! Just this once, keep your mouth shut!

France: FRANCE! ohonhonhonhon~

America: hey at least I didn’t say it.

France: now I will show you ze beautiful dance between lovers~ I will show you amour ~

France: Nyotalia~

France: oh Spain~ I know we just finished a war and all but I was wondering if maybe we could have lunch together?

Spain: olla France… oh sure I guess. I just finished making bruchetta

France: so Spain how is it going with Romona?

Spain: [lays her head on the table] im too old for this… she hates me and I don’t even know why! Im dead broke because of her and my king is moui pissed off at me! Oh what am I going to do!?

France: well I could always take Romona off your hands ~
[Spain kicks her out of the house] oh come on! All I want is a little taste of Italy!

Chibi Romona: uh….

Spain: Nyotalia~

France: welcome to the city of love~ where our hearts beat in perfect harmony!

England: I feel dirty just being here…

France: hey! Pari is not just about physical love! It’s a big part of it but—

Germany: vhatever. Lets just get vhat ve cam here for und leave… vhere is Italy? [Italy and France are sitting together at a café clinking glasses of wine]

Italy and France: cheers~

Germany: stop fooling around!

Russia: oh Germany, we are n city of love, should we not then be loving?

Germany: vell…

Japan: a rittle reraxing wont hurt…

Germany: I suppose you are right… vell France? How do ve go about collecting zis ingredient?

France: wha…? Oh zat’s easy! A montage~

a French song or one of France’s character songs begins to play. Various things occur including the Eiffel tower several costume changes and photo shoots, where England is being followed by a mime the entire time

England: ok that is it! I’ve had enough! [To mime] I’m sure your parents are very proud… [Stomps away]

America: dude where you going?

England: anywhere but here! [Leaves]

France: well I guess it can’t be helped… I’ll go talk to her…

England: Nyotalia~

[England is hiding under a blanket]

France: what did you do to her now America?

America: me? I didn’t do anything she asked me out for drinks and got totally wasted!

France: you two went out for drinks without moi ?

England: will you two shut up! Every word is like a sledgehammer to my head…

America: really?

France: you don’t say?

overlapping

America: hahahahahahaha!
France: ohonhonhonhonhon!

England: bloody wankers… I’ll curse you for this….

America: Nyotalia~

England: stupid France, stupid city, stupid ingredient, stupid ‘splendid’ isolation… I’m a nice person! Why don’t I have friends to love me!?

Flying Mint Bunny: hiya England~

England: flying mint bunny! What are you doing in Paris?

FLB: I’d follow you anywhere England!

England: and why is that? Is it because you love me?

FLB: no silly, I’m a figment of your imagination. I have too.

England: whaaat!? You mean you’re here against your will!?

FLB: me and everyone else! Get a life already you crazy nutburger!

England: so not even you were my friend!

FLB: Nope you’re dull and boring!

England: I am not dull and boring!

France: [enters] yes you are but I don’t understand why zat tree needs to know zat.

England: France!? What the hell are you—never mind, and I was not talking to the tree.

France: oh no of course not.

England: what do you want France?

France: wine, how bout you?

England: no I mean why are you here? Come to humiliate me even further?

France: as much as I would like to no. I’m here to see what’s bothering you.

England: why do you care?

France: I don’t, but we’re in Paris and your bumming everyone out! You’re totally killing ze mood!

England: oh well excuse me!

France: you’re excused.

England: France…

France: ok I get it. Here have some wine. [Pulls out wine bottle]

England: were you carrying that around with you this whole time!?

France: I’m not sure… I just noticed it now

England: where exactly were you keeping it…?

France: here drink [holds bottle up to England]

England: you know alcohol is not the answer to everything

France: in a perfect world it would be. Now drink, go on it’s an 1812. Kidding~

England: give me that! [Takes wine from France]

Back to the others

America: dude where the hell did England and France go?

China: they probably somewhere fighting like children aru.

Italy: come on you guys we are in Paris! It’s so beautiful here! I have an idea lets all go have some pasta and go dancing!

Germany: nine, I’ll pass.

Russia: I’d like to dance~ it sound like fun~ [starts twirling Italy around] are you having fun Italy…?

Italy: uh well um th-there’s isn’t any m-music…!

Russia: hee hee so? Hey China! Dance with me!

China: no way aru!

Russia: [sinisterly] please…?

China: aiyaa… fine… [Russia grabs her hands]

Russia: yay! [Starts twirling China around]

Italy: hey Germany and Japan, why aren’t you two dancing?

Japan: I am sorry I don’t dance.

Italy: what? But it’s easy! See I’ll show you! [grabs Japan’s hands] when your dancing with someone the guy always leads, so I’ll be the guy and you put your hand on my shoulder~

Japan: [flustered] w-which hand do I use?

overlapping with Germany

Italy: your right silly
Japan: well now what?
Italy: I take your hand like thiiiis and put my other hand on your waist see easy!
Japan: and this is western way of dancing?
Italy: what? We haven’t started dancing yet!

Germany: tsk… so carefree… she needs discipline… still it can be amusing at times… but mostly irritating yah, definitely irritating

end overlap

Italy: hey Germany!

Germany: Hm…? Vhat is it?

Italy: do you want to come dance with us? It could be fun

Germany: vell I don’t really dance eizer…

Italy: come on dance with me! [Italy grabs Germany’s hands and the axix starts dancing in a circle]

Germany: hm… I guess zis is ok..

Japan: im getting dizzy…

Italy: faster!

Italy: Nyotalia~

Italy come on Romona tell me what’s bugging you please?

Romona: no!

Italy: come on why are you mad at me?

Romona: cuz you’re an ass that’s why!

Italy: hey don’t be like that. What’s the matter?

Romona: you ate all the pasta yourself you greedy jerk!

Italy: I can make more you know.

Romona: Nyotalia~

Narrator: three bottles of wine later [back to England and France who are both drunk]

England: and I’ll tell you another thing… you want to know why I turned you into a girl *hic* because… I’ve always wondered what you’d look like as a… um… girl! [Giggles]

France: sooooo? What do you think…?

England: your fairly hot I guess~ heheh… But I’m hotter~

France: nuh-uh!

England: uh-huh!

France: well even if you were hotter zan moi—which your not! I’m still a better kisser zan you~

England: well then prove it francy pants.

France: fine I will. [Leans in to kiss England]

America: [enters] WTF!? France!? England!? What the hell are you doing!?

England: America you idiot! Why do you have to ruin everything! She always ruins everything! [Starts crying, France pats her head]

America: uh… are you guys drunk…?

England: off my arse!

America: dudes… I don’t even… France how much booze have you had like seriously…

France: only this many! [Holds up wine bottles]

the others enter confused watching England and France giggling

Russia: why are France and England so happy and giggly?

Italy: I want what they’re having!

Germany: no you don’t—uh…Japan vhat are you doing…?

Japan: [holding up camera] I have compursive need to take pictures of everything…

China: [Germany looks at China] I did not teach her that aru!

Japan: [clicks camera] must take pictures…

France: attention everyone! I need to prove zat I am a much better kisser zan England! [Everyone takes a step back] now zis~ is how you kiss in France [kisses England full on the lips, Japan clicks her camera again, France stops kissing England]

England: wow…

France: I win~

END PART 1
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*Pounces on Alice (Iggy)* Your coming home with me my little bunny~ *drags her away into dark room~*

*Grads author* This is so awesome! *Kiss yo cheeks* :iconsmoochieplz: